MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

crabs are standing by

haha, he can’t run sh*t

can you fly around on it like a broom stick?

hello, i Love chelsea wolfe. that is all.

someone’s gotta pay the taxes, and it’s not going to be the big companies

1. because they’re not allowed to imprison or employ them 2. blue milk comes from bloobs 3. ask your doctor if Sproinkolaxium is right for you

absolutely

in 1978 i would have demanded blue milk

i honestly cannot process how cute this cat is. i assume you just spend the whole day in a cuteness catatonia.