He’s in the hall of fame for a form of sports entertainment that’s 100% fixed, and that’s what he deserves.

Say what you want about the man, but he could cut a heel promo. How ‘bout it! youtu.be/LxmvAFGbeFA?...

Kane Tombstones Pete Rose

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Still in the WWE Hall of Fame, though.

You were the first to call dibs, which only proves you deserve it most.

I’m glad Pete Rose lived to see professional sports become entirely about gambling.

Once my wife and I went to an ice cream shop after dinner. The owner asked her, “Baby want ice cream?” She didn’t catch what he’d said, but I did. He and I locked eyes in horror as he realized his error and she asked him to repeat himself. And he did. It was a slow-motion car crash. Never went back.

Guess what else probably didn’t happen either but still provides powerful moral lessons? THE BIBLE.

Kristofferson’s rant is maybe a bit too eloquent to be believed, although he was an eloquent guy. It’s not hard to believe Hawke polished things up in the second draft.

I just think he was being nice!

Seeing a lot of uncharitable victim blaming from the left online, and it’s once again time to bridge the political divide with a sensible centrist position: It’s good for red AND blue states to suffer climate-change-induced natural disasters.