BREAKING: Israel has admitted it blew up several packed apartment buildings to kill Nasrallah because he wanted peace in Gaza and no, I'm not joking here. This was really their rationale. Fuck it, I give up. How do I even parody this shit? 😭😭😭

Don’t let the racist cunt reinvent himself.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #812,401!

Who's a good doggy

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BREAKING: Israel has explained it was fine to kill 8 people and wound 2,750 with exploding pagers in Lebanon because it only counts as terrorism when brown people do it x

I watched 'The Marlow Murder Club', so you don't have to. Now, that's heroism for you!

Never rub another man's rhubarb...

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So, should I watch Masters of the Air, or will it just irritate me?

It has no choice but to attack 1.4 million refugees in tents 👇 www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-ins...

Israel insists it has a right to defend itself from ceasefire agreements

It has no choice but to attack 1.4 million refugees in tents