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Alexandra Petri
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McConnell Retiring To Spend More Time Eroding The Rights of His Family wapo.st/48CnXDI
Opinion | McConnell retiring to spend more time eroding the rights of his family
The Senate GOP leader looks forward to standing in the middle of pickleball courts while people try to play around him.
*Sees headline* Ah, The Onion never fails to- *sees link* ...This is THE WASHINGTON POST?!?
This made me lol, thank you. As a Kentuckian, I would be glad never to hear his name again, tho I think that would be hoping for too much. 🤢
“It is time to make way for the next generation,” McConnell said. “And I'm personally sick of trying to work with the next generation,” he added.
Well said.
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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
20.2k followers304 following520 posts