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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
Iā€™m not in James Thurberā€™s attic any more! right now Iā€™m home yay ! Iā€™m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
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APpetridishes.bsky.social

love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like ā€œif you have a womb is it possible you arenā€™t a personā€ and ā€œshould we have a kingā€

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Ncasuallychaotic.bsky.social

"This law that allows a medical professional to make an choice to save either a woman or their baby's life based on a medical assessment of their chances of survival is inconvenient, so I'll just ignore the part about the woman and focus solely on the baby, since that backs my political position."

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BMmarkbarrington.bsky.social

If the SC rules that presidents are above the law, then thereā€™s nothing keeping Biden from declaring himself president for life and appointing Hunter Biden as his successor. They would have made the US into a monarchy, so Biden can just put that into practice.

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Dd0cmanhattan.bsky.social

There is no institution in the US that Conservatives have not dumbed down and cheapened in their quest to con Americans, deny rights or seize power.

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Ddarkloom52.bsky.social

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SCpappy725.bsky.social

W. T. F????

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JDsalvagni.org

My favorite SCOTUS-watching greatest hits headlines are "Guns are more important than kids being murdered, true or very true?" and "unlimited bribe money in politics: good news for average Americans"

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SBkaiserbrown.bsky.social

A 17th century king might have more limits than the standard requested by Trump. The English Parliament actually executed Charles I!

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Pjohnhpage.bsky.social

1. Kings donā€™t have wombs 2. Seriously the real problem was a faithless Republican controlled Senate (with Roberts presiding) that let Trump off in his impeachment trial.

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ISnwayne66.bsky.social

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sandi57.bsky.social

Loved how they shushed a womb-bearing Justice to let the man keep explaining things to her.

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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
Iā€™m not in James Thurberā€™s attic any more! right now Iā€™m home yay ! Iā€™m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
19.4k followers302 following517 posts