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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
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RFK Jr Brain Worm: I Would Like To Be Excluded From This Bear Narrative wapo.st/3YuNqxL
Opinion | RFK Jr.’s brain worm: I had nothing to do with the bear!
And my legal team will be in touch if my former host keeps insisting I did!
Wait, is there a second bear?
Some guys came by hanging RFK JR flyers on my door the other day, I chased them down before they left my yard and I gave it back to them. Throw your own trash away, don't make me do it for you.
fuck him with fire or some shit he is an evil man.
AP
Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column www.washingtonpost.com/people/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
19.3k followers299 following513 posts