The fact that birds actually aren't real is just a coincidence

“ahhaaa what of course birds are real they aren’t government surveillance drones”

As a Kiwi (New Zealander), where we disguise ourselves as birds. I can in-fact concur, birds are not real.

😂😂😂

You know what they say, conspiracy theories usually have a hint of truth to give it plausibility.

I have a pet bird and can confirm he is really just a very small animatronic

Someone needs to clean the fake bird poop off my real deck.

They're all in the employ of the Alphabet Soup bois anyway

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Surfin' Bird

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Hard for some to understand that two things can be true

Yeah, that’s what he wants you to think - this goes all the way to the top