If you’re an adult and don’t occasionally buy yourself a box of After Eights, you probably blame other people for your own problems

If you put the empty envelopes back in the box tho you are a serial killer

You’re right I need to grow up

im not ok giving Nestle any money, is it all right if i steal them instead

Nope

a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .

ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .

I never knew how much I needed a box of these until now

elementar, caro Paultson

a cartoon cat with a sherlock holmes hat and a magnifying glass on its head .

ALT: a cartoon cat with a sherlock holmes hat and a magnifying glass on its head .

My grandma would buy those for her bridge game and we'd wait with great anticipation to see if there were any left the next day.

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Chocolate in a wee sleeve is the best.

My wife puts a box in my stocking every Christmas so I’m definitely never getting divorced