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David Muller
@phaezen.bsky.social
In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck. Be punk as fuck
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when I am god king emperor of the universe I will institute a new law Once your personal wealth is above a certain level you will be considered a dragon and a party of adventurers will be allowed to kill you and redistribute your hoard.
the true golden path that will lead humanity to the future
Unless you are a wise, kind and caring dragon and are already donating a substantial sum of your wealth to the community and paying your fair taxes, in which case we shall organise a whip-round to have a statue erected in your honour in a plaza of your choice.
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David Muller
@phaezen.bsky.social
In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck. Be punk as fuck
118 followers158 following1.6k posts