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Phenobarbarella
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Yes, It's still me. Order of the Friars of St. Francis of Wycombe. Peccavi. All you fascists bound to lose.
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This is the way. Seriously, there are two goals here: fact-check this lying weasel, but don’t descend into teeth-grinding rage in the course of doing it. Make this Ted Cruz-like asshole into a figure of fun, not an enemy to be feared. Fuck these clowns.

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Assweasels.

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“Whale Snot” sounds like a forgotten name from a Jello Biafra “band names” spoken-word riff.

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I mean, yeah. ☹️ But still: outrageous.

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Yeah: Janitor. Rhodes scholar. Army Ranger helicopter pilot. Actor (Golden Globe winner!). Songwriter. Performer. Genuinely caring human being. A too-rare combination of authentic badass and genuine mensch.

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Not sure there is anything in this world that can wash away or soften The Unbearable Dickliness of Being Ted Cruz off a person, once it is firmly attached.

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Very glad Harris was legally prevented from considering him as a potential running mate.

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I remember seeing this when it aired and thinking it was cute, but who is this guy? Gimme a break - I was 10. Little did I know yet. RIP, Kris.

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Yes, It's still me. Order of the Friars of St. Francis of Wycombe. Peccavi. All you fascists bound to lose.
123 followers187 following2.3k posts