Good morning, my youngest kid woke me up at 5:55am because he decided that he had earned his sticker chart reward (a huge LEGO set, he had to earn a LOT of stickers for it) and that I needed to give it to him right away. He spent a lot of time punching and kicking me when I said no. Anyway!

oh noooooo. so sorry. I hope your day is all uphill from here

Has he earned it? Sort of. He's technically 2 stickers away. Would I give it to him after school? I would have if he hadn't tried to beat me up! Why was he so sure he'd earned it? He told me he stayed dry all night. This was 1) not a thing we asked him to do, and 2) he definitely did not stay dry.