"I've never seen this level of mutation caused a natural organism before. Where did you say this plant came from that they all ate?" "Funny story. They all claim that a being 'not from the tribe of humans' left it and told them not to eat it." "That feels awfully familiar." #artasastory#mutation

This is an alternate piece to the one I posted last wednesday, because sometimes the variations are too good to let go. The paint series tends to produce more alternates than my main series, and at a certain point, I don't feel the need to choose. I can keep both. #paintseries#nofavoritechild

"I wonder if it ever gets any easier." "You mean the knowledge that we're cranking up a time portal just to steal precious treasures from the past so we can be filthy rich in the future?" "I mean the way time travel makes everything taste like toothpaste for a week." #artasastory#toothpaste#art

"I don't think you understand. As soon as he put that medallion on, he became a different person." "Like when Kyle started driving that old Firebird?" "No, like his voice and eyes were totally different and he started crushing bricks with his bare hands." #artasastory#kaleidosaturday#curseditem

"The ugly truth about the worldwide AI takeover is a lot more embarrassing than people let on, especially for the humans." "Because we lost?" "No, because it was an accident. We didn't program the AI that engineered our doom. It was the result of bad cable management." #artasastory#paintseries

"The main part of the tomb isn't really the issue, because all the coffins there are are lead. Things really get messy once you're in the side ossuary hall. Much less fun." "How bad is it really in there?" "It depends on how much you dislike the feeling of being watched." #artasastory#tombs#art

"Please remember to be respectful when we're in the Afrit's palace. The jokes about their temper aren't just jokes." "Whatever, we've dealt with Djinn before. Don't eat the food, don't follow them into the bedroom. Got it." "Have fun in the underworld, bozo." #artasastory#kaleidosaturday#djinn

As neat as I normally like my paint pieces, sometimes a little bit of chaos goes a long way. I think I felt really free with this one to embrace the psychedelic end of my art, but I'm not sure if I like it as much as my more orderly ones. We'll see how it does. #psychedelicart#tripart#darkart

"I don't know why Kyla keep going out with jerks like Blzarnth. He's so possessive, like she's just gonna leave him for some other biped. He never trusts her." "Dude, I can look at Kyla and know she's the kind of girl who will always only go out with Ziphoids." #artasastory#interspecies#dating

"Remember, when you see the opening, point straight at it and hit the accelerator, otherwise you'll get burned up by the corona." "I can't wait to see their faces when they realize that 'Starhollow Base' is literal because we hollowed out a star." #artasastory#kaleidosaturday#corona#physics