Not now sweetie, Mommy's Klarna-ing the silk-touch Gremlin Bride blanket from Home Depot

I used to work at 7-11 and an important secret is: we let people any amount of liquid nacho cheese on anything for any reason. Put it on your fried chicken. Mix it in your slurpee. God cannot see you. The only law is Thelemic and the only limit is what your punished body can take.

What is the technical psychology term for someone who pretends to believe in ghosts? #SHOTSFIRED#BODIED

I found your shelf babe

max's winter coat makes him onigiri shaped.

resist. unlearn. defy.

I love myself

Clippy’s unimpressed Aunt

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN

Aubrey Plaza would have been a perfect Garfield.