I remember telling this to Sean and him laughing at me like "that's the most Canadian thing I've ever heard. You know the most famous hockey player of all time? Oh, ya, he lived next door to my dad"

I got one for my dad

I need to know how this turns out

My neighbours think very highly of me.

I'm sorry, Ava, you saw WHAT?

Dora apologized for her handwriting, which for some reason looks exactly like the handwriting of every other human, animal, and inanimate object. Dora is sweet though and I would protect her with my life.

Being told my letter was "unsatisfying" is more hilariously insulting than anything a real person has ever said to me.

I am from this point onward going to exclusively refer to positive things as "a bit pretty good."

I don't know how to feel about Patty thinking of me specifically while she's dumpster diving.

I am dying to know what Cube did to end up with sour brownies.