Sweet, and only about 15 years after WoW was popular!

Interstellar space travel? Teleportation? Give it a couple years, and clean water & safety from roaming warbands will be out of reach.

I’d just assume you’re misquoting Lemongrab

a cartoon character with the words 1000 years dungeon time on it

ALT: a cartoon character with the words 1000 years dungeon time on it

Throw them in a pot and cook them down to a thick paste

Do you also not understand the appeal of chess, cards, football, or tag? The urge to play is a very basic instinct in humans, and it’s manifested in a huge variety of games over the millennia. There’s nothing unique about video games in that regard.

Dead Pets Society

If the only metric was calories it probably wouldn’t end well

a group of people are sitting in a dark room and the word tasty is on the bottom

ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and the word tasty is on the bottom

Left arm hurts: oh my god what if it’s a heart attack Right arm hurts: oh my god what if it’s a heart attack but also I was born with situs inversus and nobody ever told me