Enjoying #EchoesOfWisdom overall but, man, the targeting is terrible. Trying to attack the thing that is right in front of me about to eat my face and I go to aim a minion and it targets a random rock that’s behind me, SMDH.
I went to the Portland Retro Gaming Expo and all I got was this sweet Mario 3 hat, this dazzling neon moogle, and this iconic River City Ransom art.
At least I have a new way to threaten my cat. “Dammit, Jade, if you knock my books over ONE MORE TIME I’m going to feed you to the immigrants in Springfield!”
I’m hooked on Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition. Current times pictured. I’m stumped on the 1-1 challenge. I can get a perfect run until the staircase at the end but then I lose momentum. Not giving up yet! If anyone wants to be Switch friends, my friend code is 5155-7899-5682!
Me: I wonder why I have so much social anxiety. Every adult in my life to me when I was 7: NEVER talk to ANYONE you don’t know or they WILL kidnap you, rape you, and murder you!
Does the title Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition imply that Nintendo World Championships: SNES Edition will be coming at some point?
When I open my umbrella at the end of a rainstorm and someone says “It’s not even actually raining anymore. This is just the water falling off the trees.” Yeah, like I should block the water falling directly from the sky, but not the water falling over tree leaves covered in bird shit and bug larva.
I got a 200 mL bottle of bourbon and the cashier rolled his eyes and scoffed, “You can just get two decent drinks out of this.” “Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. I’m going to a party and don’t want to stay long.”
Party idea: A movie night but with a projector and instead of projecting onto a screen, we project onto a row of naked men. Maybe the movie is gay porn, maybe it’s not.