(looking at a document full of acronyms) jfc. Fml

When climate change came for the glaciers, I did nothing because it didn't affect me When climate change came for the coasts, I did nothing because it didn't affect me When climate change came for me, I hadn't even prepared to prepare because it hadn't affected me before wapo.st/3XP4oVC

Why Helene’s floods caught North Carolina off guard

Before this scenic, rustic Great Smoky Mountains refuge turned into a trap few residents saw coming, there were signs of Hurricane Helene’s unthinkable potential.

So, if the election never happens, Jimmy Carter lives forever, and we just keep the old white guy that we have? Seems like there are worse options

How I feel about work people texting me: ddon’tt

Came very close to seeing some cable car grip rage when a cab cut him off

Try listening to the 1979 OBC recording with Angela Lansbury instead

Are you talking about the movie? Because, uh, it's garbage

Live at a normal speed, die at a reasonable age, and leave a regular-looking corpse

[automated lady] If you’d like to stress the Beatles, press the Starkey

Somewhere out there, looking up at the same moon and thinking of me, is a small mouse wearing the outfit of a Russian man