what's up with that thing in the corner of your room

me looking in the mirror:

Hell yeah

nice, I'm happy with it good job keep it up

you're my favourite cousin 💜💜💜

love girlsex

my best pickup line is just an unhinged 20 minute rant about the size of supermarket tortillas is that gonna do it for you or

Visibly trans, opposed to cis passing

Chaser vibes imo

Skeeting in the meeting god damn