I looked up “geppetto” on the bsky because I’m thirsty and this was the latest post and I am so pleased Geppetto’s silvery chest hair is so sexy (I’ve never seen it but I know)

I'm making a beckoning motion with my hand; Come, there is room for both of us in this conveniently placed foliage. Funny how I've been considering typing names sloppily before to not jump scare ppl doing random fandom searches but then thought to myself Why Would Anyone Do A Search For Geppetto?