Adoy use your smarty pants mind powers to get there yourself GENIUS

WOAH. I DO NOT GET SIT ON I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M IN AN ABANDONED CHAIR WAREHOUSE WHERE EVERY HUMAN IS DEAD!!! YOU WANNA TUSSLE!!!!!

Woowwww make that like five hours, ok peter good luck surviving!!!

Magic? If I was magic I would've already killed like, many many people so yaknow, I'm just a talking chair no magic no possession just a chair that talks

Well every awesome and cool amazing person needs a stupid hater so yeah... You're just fulfilling my prophecy...

Yeah yeah keep walking

A talking turtle. An angry red chair. This is a unique experience.

Hmmm actually I'm changing my bet to a day, yeah good luck don't fucking DIE don't fucking DIE mr normal make sure you don't fucking DIE HORRIBLY because THAT IS VERY EASY TO DO HERE because death lurks around EVERY SINGLE CORNER good luuuuuckkkk

Yeah I give you like, a week at most before horrible injury or death, good luck I have fifty bucks riding on that you'd survive for a week

Your joyous whimsy sickens me, you should go back through the scooping room