Y’all ever think about how many musical numbers are going on in Hell at any given time? The Robot Devil from Futurama, The Charlie Daniels Band, all of Hazbin Hotel, “Spooky Mormon Hell Dream” from The Book of Mormon…if you’re someone who hates musical theatre, it’s truly awful.

Hm, does that just make it more likely that Hell is in fact like a nonstop musical, with a wide variety of number since everybody hates different things? ("Ah, a new guest...show them to the Andrew Lloyd Webber bolgia.")