Apparently a bereaved spouse asked for the Robin Hood song to be played at the cremation. “Robin Hood! Robin Hood! Riding through the glen…” #TOTP

Robson Green here standing in. #TOTP

Bowie had his ‘Phil Collins years’, this is even worse than Tin Machine #TOTP

“I’m so sorry we fucked up at the sry cleaners Andy. Look, we’ve still got your trousers and your waistcoat”. #TOTP

PLAY SOMETHING ELSE, YOU BASTARDS! #TOTP

It's no Major Tom though, is it? #totp

When I was seventeen, a mate’s g/f dumped him and I had to endure two hours of him blubbing while he played Drive on loop. Ironically enough, we were IN a car and I was unable to escape. #TOTP

I’ll say this about Jimmy, he was just as talented before his Private Eye days. #TOTP

We have a wee lad from Glasgow here who is none too shabby. What a contrast to the last ep. #TOTP

Jaysus. The screaming gaggle of groupies is the final insult.