For anyone asking what I would do to keep jobs in America, my answer is that in high school, or maybe junior high, I took third place in the local Optimist Club Oratorical Contest (Theme: “Patriotic citizenship needs optimism”)

‘As a member of the 1980 Queens YMCA league champion roller hockey team, I would…’

To keep jobs in America, I got first place in my 8th grade science fair for a project on phototropism in bean plants

It’s a known journalist rule that they can’t fact check you if you answer a different question. Check and mate and king me, Libs.

But Paul, have you ever spent the night at a Holiday Inn Express?

I thought that Trump was the guy who fires people from their jobs.....

You know who else was Time's Man of the Year...

I'd like to see Trump's chromosome test.

Paul you could be president!

I played my heart out in soccer and unfortunately didn't do very well, but we all got participation ribbons. That's got to count for at least a couple jobs...

"The mainstream media likes to say me and my family didn't live in "Cowboy Times", but I have the most beautiful sepia photograph that says otherwise"