89 minutes went by and nothing happened. So I googled the towing company, called their number, and a dispatcher picked up. He had gotten my ticket and a towtruck had been sent out, but it got rerouted to deal with an accident and was stuck there. A second towtruck was being sent. From Oshawa.

I told the dispatcher to have the driver call me so I’d have his information and set about distracting myself until then. I hadn’t even packed for camping yet. Ok. Sandals. Speedo. Other speedo. Daisy Dukes. Harness. Leather Vest. Cute driving outfit. Sweatpants. Underwear. Socks. Socks. Jockstraps.