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Mike Brown
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Astronomer, planet hunter, Pluto killer, bear whisperer, finger-wrapped dad. Dangerous secularist. Foot soldier in the War on Cars. He/him. mikebrown.caltech.edu
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And he's off to go check is maybe just maybe this time someone forgot to lock the trashcan (sorry bud, still locked)

An exceedingly chonky bear hoping for a pic a nic
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WMmclabradore.bsky.social

c h o n k

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Romarltl.bsky.social

Seems like big fella's getting PLENTY to eat. What a house.

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Pponnies.bsky.social

“I lost 3 pounds, this angle makes me look fluffy.”

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CSjmgreene28.bsky.social

in awe at the size of the lad

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RSsaskal.bsky.social

Looks like he solved it by eating the trash can.

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DYyocum137.bsky.social

Chonky bear is chonky. So, do you 2 have a time slot agreement? He gets the pool 2-4 and you get it after dinner, or how does that work?

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JWjfwellspdx.bsky.social

That is one PLUMP bear!

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AVverbiscer.bsky.social

Imagine a spherical bear..... Wait, no, I guess we don't have to imagine. 😉

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Sijspurcell.bsky.social

oh lawd HE COMIN

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Mike Brown
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Astronomer, planet hunter, Pluto killer, bear whisperer, finger-wrapped dad. Dangerous secularist. Foot soldier in the War on Cars. He/him. mikebrown.caltech.edu
12.4k followers129 following1.5k posts