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I read about a third of that and then decided to just light myself on fire

This is the most cursed thing I've seen you post

Sweet mother of fuck

i'm going to make myself vomit because that feels better than looking at this

The only flooring in that household is gray vinyl

I find the person who buys this sign even more confounding than the Disney theme park adult you mentioned elsewhere. Like…at least you get to go on a cool ride and eat a hamburger or something!

thanks I’m gonna throw up

God... is quotegore a thing? Like, set aside the cringe of it being Disney. This is like if you grabbed a bunch of random quotes and asked an AI to put them in an order that made sense.