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Coffee please. #waswriting Let's all make this Blue Marble a better place. ☮️
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Don't you dare think I'm not wigglin' my hot Mambo No. 5 right now!

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Please Make It Stop * bangs head on desk*

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Thank you, I needed this.

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And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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You're killin me, man 🤢

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And in 4th grade we learned how to sing Pick a Bale of Cotton." I am not kidding.

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William Blake, Mary Oliver, Robert E Howard, Dominique Christina.

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When you're Supreme Court kingmaker, they'll let you do it. They'll let you do anything. 🙄🤢

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A free, united, sovereign, safe country IS NOT A TRANSACTION!!

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*snortsnickercackle*

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Coffee please. #waswriting Let's all make this Blue Marble a better place. ☮️
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