My roommate crying over the end of the Spongebob band episode

The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.

Love the emojis my 70 year old cello instructor uses

There is a drug thing going on in my apartment complex and it’s actually getting wild. I had to call police over someone having the SHIT beaten out of them over 30k outside my window. The fight moved directly above me when police came (lucky me). Police didn’t do anything first time they came.

Absolutely destroyed by my gf 😔🙏

I adore he

Of all the insults thrown at me, I think someone saying I looked like a ‘homeless Peruvian boy’ was among the most out of pocket. So specific that I was inclined to believe him for a second there lmfaoooo

POV your gym himbo tells you how his competitive BJJ fight went

Hm. Not sure when or why I made this one.

I love when rappers have beef bc I get to listen to drama in song form. Idk who these rappers are most of the time, but I will be fully engaged lol