Shocked, I tell you, shocked...

Isn't 'jumper' an alternative?

And now you are sitting on a fortune...

Well, I was in the first million!

Ta.

Not to mention that all the phones have very long life batteries...

How do I find out what number I am?

I do hope 'Fartrage' wasn't a typo...and anyway, I thought he was a man of the people, so why would they come at him with knives?

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning This Sporting Life A Kind of Loving Kes Blow Up

Not sure if it was the first, but was an early choice..