I just saw someone write the word "apidavid" when they mean affidavit. And I... look, I try not to judge, but I am judging.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a cnn background

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a cnn background

I see absolutely unhinged spellings on the newer apps. It’s like watching second graders try to sound it out, except in their case it’s adorable because they’re actually trying.

The other day our neighbor, trying to avoid her 3yo knowing, spelled out that the 3yo’s dad was probably going back to “J-A-L-E” and I just said a tiny silent prayer that she doesn’t homeschool that little kid.

What did you say? Sorry. I was chewing my affitizer.