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Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, and squats
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It would be funny to find out every planet has its own actual heaven, but it's only for like the very first creatures that evolve on it. Earth's heaven just packed full of opabinia and hallucigenia and crinoids and other Cambrian nightmares. Doing their own thing for the past 485 million years
Like good news, heaven does totally exist. Bad news, you're 485 million years too late to enter it.
I was raised in a sect that believed only humans have souls that can go to heaven. Animals don't have souls. So idk
Very good post
Getting to the Pearly Gates after choking at an All You Can Eat Seafood Boil and being greeted by a large horseshoe crab: "Oh no."
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Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, and squats
3.7k followers692 following16.3k posts