It's obviously because limeades are out of season.

Good lookin' yarn gourd right thar.

Other than being glad for a local team to make the postseason, I'm glad the Royals have been a success this year. If for no other reason than it gave my grandpa in Norton, Kansas, something to look forward to on TV over the last six months. They could really do him a solid and win a World Series.

I am not smart enough to know if that's true.

Yes, but you can't start until midnight. Pumpkins don't exist until October. It's science.

Nice.

This better not be another false apocalypse. Lookin' at you, 2012.

Brown sugar is incredible.

Are we ready as a society to have a conversation about how pork chops are terrible? Like maybe even worse than chicken breasts?