have him do it, and also have David Lynch do one. have them edited into a single film by a cadre of film school students, all of which are drugged with enough NyQuil to kill a Clydesdale, none of which are allowed to communicate with each other in any way. final edit pass by Alejandro Jodorowsky.

if you are unfamiliar with the works of Alejandro Jodorowsky, please watch The Holy Mountain at your earliest convenience. content warnings: fuck, basically everything. you're gonna see some shit.