all street running light rail vehicles should be fitted with a terrifying wedge to emphasize that you will lose against this vehicle

i could win

Wouldn't matter drivers expect rails to stop for them so it would just gather a large amount of vehicles.

Terrifying wedge

on day each year, train drivers get to dress up as a mad max character

i would not fight that thing

Aerodynamic

Prow. Prow. It’s a word that’s fun to say!

project manager who thinks paul bunyan and his ox are real: no, make the cow catcher bigger! BIGGER

They said Blaine the Train would be unfilmable

This is the train Beetlejuice turns into when he has a need to, uh, turn into a train