I get very annoyed at people who complain about actors/musicians having political opinions. You, Mr./Ms./Mx., are an architect/doctor/plumber/teacher/salesperson. Why are an entertainer's opinions any less valid than yours?

Kind of bigoted, if you ask me.

My washing machine seems to be implying Whites and Towels are abnormal.

Marriage. Wife: Did you know your turn signal is on? Husband: Yes. Wife: Why? Husband: Because I'm turning.

I don’t know if you’re still active on the other site, but I sent you a dm about a possible commission.

Ghosts ARE magic

Great achievements require great sacrifice

Magic. Sorry to ruin it for you.

I like your style

He’s back! And he’s bringing teriyaki! Rejoice!