the nearest applebees is 40 minutes away. thats too damn far for applebees.

ai will tell you this is a biblically accurate angel

in heart emoji with the new smaller font option god sent me

@bsky.app if you scroll down your own timeline to pin a post you made a while ago, as soon as you pin it your whole feed tries to reposition itself to accommodate the new pin and it feels like drugs anyway the point is, that whole experience was crazy and I had a good time

fermented fruits of the spirit

this could be Eleanor Roosevelt. it's not but it could be. all things are in flux.

mayhem like mayHAM is not it

"im sorry im afraid I cant do that" is the feature we've all been waiting for

sentient trolley solves the trolley problem enthusiastically and with great efficiency

goodnight to all who observe

a man in a green jacket says " i 've grown quite weary " in front of an exit sign

Alt: Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying "I've grown quite weary."