my social life is way too intense right now (apartment is swarming with fruit flies)

Is your apartment somehow in our kitchen

Drosophila melanogaster

Unless you enjoy their company, put about a 1/2 inch of cider vinegar in an open container then add a few drops of washing up liquid. Soon gets rid of them. Of course you will pay for it in Hell, by spending eternity being repeatedly drowned by a giant fruit fly demon. But your bananas will be safe.