“Dis one.”

Dumplings,

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Here we observe this peaceful creature, blissfully binge-watching Gilmore Girls, utterly unaware of the two deadly predators that lurk nearby.”

when you're racing to get home before the edible kicks in and you realize you've made it just in time

“Why is your name listed first?” “We’ve discussed this.” “Explain it to me one more time.” “They’re alphabetical.”

me, trying to make a current pop culture reference on social media

been coming here every day for over ten years and i’m starting to lose hope

there is no greater joy than helping to make a friend’s dream come true

her: so, what should i do now? doctor: inform your partner her: i don’t know if i can face him doctor: you can write him a note her: that’s a great idea!

thanks for ruining it for the rest of us, stacey