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Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
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i don’t know who he’s there to see but he’s obviously a big fan

A person stands in a small crowd wearing a backpack with three large fan blades protruding from it.
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sometimes the best advice is the simplest advice

Red and white sign reads “Durban City Hospital, Family Planning, Please Use Rear Entrance.”
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i couldn’t quite figure out how to caption these pictures on their own, but when i put them together, i realized it became a delightful romantic comedy

A seal peeks around an object to the left.
An owl peaks around a brick wall to the right.
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Sitting in the middle of a crowded city, he still felt utterly alone. There was a hole in his life, and he’d known it for years. He’d simply been shoveling cookies into it.

Cookie Monster sits at a sidewalk table as pedestrians and vehicles go by. His arms are crossed and he looks contemplative
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someone told me i should be charging for these terrible puns so i’ve decided to send you all a bill

Close-up of a duck’s bill.
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As Rebecca completed the final incantation, the ground began to rumble. In an explosion of earth and grass, the giant form of a thing that both was and wasn’t Twilight Sparkle burst from the ground. Its eyes glowing crimson, its long teeth gleaming, it raised its head and roared.

A child stands above a colorful chalk drawing of a pentagram on a concrete surface, small My Little Pony toy figures sit at each point.
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when you and your sibling have to pretend to like each other long enough for mom to take the picture

A Siberian Husky and a white cat with their faces mushed together, looking at the camera. Neither looks comfortable.
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it’s a school of fish, a murder of crows, and a cluster of barbaras

The image shows three older women in a store aisle wearing very similar striped shirts. Two women are pushing shopping carts, while one woman is interacting with a child. The store shelves are filled with various products.
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dude it’s called proctologist

A construction worker wearing a safety helmet and a high-visibility vest labeled "MANHOLE ASSESSOR" stands in front of a stop sign and a green informational sign.
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how is there no line?

A promotional booth featuring a black tablecloth with the logo "BJ's" is set up in a store. Above the table is an arch made of red, black, and white balloons. Two empty chairs are placed in next to the table.
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@portmanteauface.bsky.social
Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
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