Tony Hawk’s Underground Transgender Mafia

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a transgender. By the time I grew up there was 30 billion a year in hormones, moving through Idlewild airport, and believe me we tried to steal every bit of it.

and these ppl are so cracked that some of ‘em will take that hit, happily

That’s fucking hilarious tho because she’s gambling on people hating trans people more than having literal money given to them

Yeah, to Reform

Also they have alcohol free beer there now so yay

I’m not saying I want to go to Oktoberfest but I do have Pinterest board just for dirndls.

Yeah no doy. Is it just from climbing?

No less than they deserve

Feel like I’d make a good goth if I wasn’t so soft