[barista shouting] CAPS LOCK! LARGE CAP FOR CAPS LOCK!

congrats!!!!! go doctor teeb

it sure is great that we have a budget surplus two years in a row (don't think about bulk billing). we are responsible economic managers (don't think about raising jobseeker). we have achieved this through lower government spending (don't think about stimulating the economy)

ME: If i was a hypocrite, could I do this? [rolls a nat 20 and launches moo deng into the fucking stratosphere] ME: Hm

i love cats with my whole heart and a lil bit more, but sleep must be respected 😔😔😔

cat is about to lose night time bedroom privileges

typical vicpol corruption

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #367,173!

so well trained!! 😍 please tell her i said hello

they're only making plans for nigel