my favourite thing to do when people graffiti my house is take it down the same day. i can only imagine how annoyed it makes the people who put it up

hotdogs grow on flowers?!?

peter bradshaw gave "joker 2: return of the jocker" 3 stars, which must mean that it is really good

i am so full of delicious american bbq meats

it's funny how you can be like "i found the magic pill we've all been yearning for for years, and it's incredibly powerful, and free, and i can show you right now how it works" and people will be like, "no thank you"

it's a living

thinking about leaving the elon musk website to come on here and post exclusively about elon musk's posts

bulletproof (he wish he was)

ironic that it's called fasting for a process that goes extremely slowly

not having to feel the gaping maw of hunger as i lurch from 1500kj meal to 1500kj meal, eagerly trying to cram in as many kjs of sweet as my daily calorie count allows is.... fucking liberating