if i follow you back it means you’ve past a series of vibe checks that could have resulted, but didn’t, in you being attacked by a burgle of raccoons

It's called a BURGLE of raccoons? That's made my entire day

Heck yeah, love racoons

Damn it! How will I ever meet a burgle of raccoons now??

Howling at a cloud-scudded moon

i wanna make friends with a burgle of raccoons and start a heist team

I am honoured then. 🥰 don’t worry I promise I’ll make a good chattel thrall for yall.

Can I meet the raccoons in a friendly way?

… I was supposed to not get attacked by the raccoons?