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a robot with a helmet on is walking in a desert

ALT: a robot with a helmet on is walking in a desert

also: happy to have a face full of wolvertiddy.

i made sure to be strong enough to carry you should the need arise, and it has, so i'm happy bragging about it. :3

only when you're bitching.

DOES SHE SOUND LIKE A BITCH?

a bitch.

a man in a suit and tie is eating a hamburger with the hashtag @laplaza

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating a hamburger with the hashtag @laplaza

i love this vile girl and her tiny butthole so much

pov: you've been on your phone on the incline leg press for 10+ minutes and this marsupial has mcfuckinghadit with waiting.

I'm looking forward to the lack of their overly corpo bullshit all the time.