The woman introduced her canine as being a "Cavalier King Charles Spaniel", I inquired whether the dog was cavalier by attitude or loyalty, but the woman did not understand. When I added I was a Roundhead myself, she only said I had a "perfectly nice face".
Someone is peddling audio recordings of me sitting down and getting up from chairs on Spotify as "whale noises". While I might have put on a few recently, and I of course wish everyone a good night's sleep, I am not getting paid for these.
My uncle was a cold man, he once heard me enjoying "Seattle" by Perry Como and told me the song was "originally about Tempe, AZ but Seattle paid Perry more". He referred to this payment as "blood money", even at six years old I questioned that part.
You know I suspect part of why I never liked the microwave, is that I've always preferred a full hearted salutation.
Wife is mad I performed the little rain dance I do to make her cramps go away for an old female friend last weekend. She says it's worse than cheating. Our therapist is trying to suss out whether the dance actually works, if it does what I did was right. If it's just cute? Then I'm scum.
Grand ideals such as these are beautiful, but it does nonetheless follow that a happy wife is indeed a happy life.
I would parry that jealousy is famously also a disease, but I do take your point. I am perhaps playing around with powers I do not fully comprehend.
Wife is mad I performed the little rain dance I do to make her cramps go away for an old female friend last weekend. She says it's worse than cheating. Our therapist is trying to suss out whether the dance actually works, if it does what I did was right. If it's just cute? Then I'm scum.
Boss is heated trying to understand why I haven't been replying to client emails. I'm trying to explain to the old fogey that these are takes like in baseball, I'm getting to see more emails this way, calibrate my response. He doesn't understand the count.
My bank is discontinuing my Vivid Entertainment Signature Series Bottle Opener Credit Card. Hard not to think this is related to them getting a female board member in 2022. The APR was on the higher end, 64%, but it was the only option for any self respecting player.