His career would have been over before it started if Hillary called him a fat wet bitch one time.
Pete Alonso dropped a “fur da boys” in the postgame interview. Himbo of the week.
There’s really just the one.
Important that you hear this from me: this is a very real non-parody account.
Appreciate all the wellness checks re: the Mets game. Unfortunately I did experience medical death during the eighth inning and am now a ghost. It's fine so far.
That’s very inefficient. We just hit 10 and are feeling pretty good about a job well done.
His first and third (lol) taters today made me feel nauseous. He is defining, in real time, what it means to be the best baseball player who ever lived.
Even more than that, quite frankly. At levels we’ve never seen before in this country.