He’s taking over everything

Unleash your inner librarian.

My latest New Scientist cartoon. Based on a true story. Well, the first panel is true, anyway.

I thought it was giraffes & elephants that top TVs

A penguin would be better for obvious reasons but I’m not sure you can borrow one easily in your neighbourhood.

Can you borrow a goat?

Good morning btw.

Oh dear! I’m glad they could sort it so quickly.

I didn’t get that when I was taking steroids to counteract other side effects, I think, but the lack of sleep I put down to a whole bunch of other drugs & problems. I don’t think I was on particularly strong steroids.

That’s standard for all conferences, whether mind blowing or mind numbing.