Not sure I trust any of the Phillips if I'm being honest

I swipe my pizza crust through the Parmesan on the bottom of the bread bites box and it's not quite heaven but it's close

Every time I see that kitchen I feel like I'm having an out of body experience.

This is absolutely my most effective move - to pause and remind myself that none of those terrible imagined outcomes are actually happening to me right now. I am safe.

Done!

Patriarchy, Ross. It's Patriarchy. There, column written.

I just found out that he hosts a podcast and...why? Who is the audience for this guy?

That and the episode where they made s'mores...they haunt me.

As an alum, I think his Midwestern Dad energy would protect him

The joy of lawyerly fun - I know it well 😁