Everyone is trying to "dunk" on the fact that they closed the McDonalds for Former President Everyonetriestoshoot and not on the fact that every photo that has come out of a highly controlled photo op looks like evidence from a elder abuse case that gets a Nightline documentary made about it.

I mean fucking look at the guy. His brain is "grabbing a pack of smokes" on his body. All I* can say at this point is this: he needs the surfer vote, so take him to the beach and have him try to shoot a curl. *As a fan of elder abuse