There can only be one Thigh Master! Susan Summers I Challenge Thee!

🎼Give it to me, give it to me, give me all four fingers of a take-it bar!🎶

Oh you wanna see a 21 yr old twink?

The vimeo version is better because it has the original Van Halen music "Beautiful Girls" that they apparently were mad about it being used.

SNL - Schmitts Gay Beer

This is "SNL - Schmitts Gay Beer" by David Barlow on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

Picture of a beauty queen On the cover of a magazine

Avert thine eyes lesser mortals, you are in the presence of the 1%!

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre, as a kid.

If you see this, post a doc

My Top 10: TV 01. 30 Rock 02. The Golden Girls 03. Hannibal 04. The Simpsons 05. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 06. Fringe 07. Vicious 08. Queer as Folk 09. What we do in Shadows 10. P-Valley